4. Meer Cat or Merely Fat?
I would say he swallowed a bowling pin and needs a surgeon immediately. I mean for crying out loud, folks, Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down, and I doubt this guy will either any time soon. How the heck does this fella sleep at all? Can he even lay down? The better question is how does he get around to grocery shop?
5. Water-bound and Weighing Heavy
Cute? Yes. Sad? Even more so, but this guy looks fat, sassy, and happy, so who are we to complain? Now if this is due to his trainers feeding him too many fish we have no one to blame but them, but for his health I think this fella needs to swim a few extra laps a day before he finds himself undergoing an EKG and a stress test. Let’s try a little broccoli folks.
6. Rodent with a Twinkie
I doubt very highly from the looks of this guy that this is his first sample of this cream-filled delight; as a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure he has taken out stock in Hostess. Let’s be honest: I avoid Twinkies for this very reason. Why does this rat get to indulge? Lord, help us all…