10 Animals Who Desperately Need a Gym Membership

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7. It’s a dog’s life…

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Okay, listen, while this canine has the potential to serve some kind of purpose, I doubt very highly he will be able to follow through on any of it, not unless he joins Weight Watchers and begins to weigh out his kibble. Humans, remember, this is YOUR responsibility!

8. This pup doesn’t need to go for a walk, he needs a freaking treadmill…

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This is ridiculous. If the owner took him outside and let him just lay there then the owner needs to be picked up animal control themselves. For the love, somebody save this guy, because as it stands (or sits) he is completely incapable of helping himself. Jeesh.


9. This is one funky punky monkey…

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I refuse to believe that bananas have the power to do this, so what are these caretakers giving this ape? Steak? Cookies? A couch and a TV with grunt control to change the channels? My advice? Get rid of the old staff and hire a flipping dietician…unless of course simian cardiac arrest is the ultimate goal.

10. I’d have an attitude if I was bald AND fat…

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One word for the owners of this crabby cat: RUN. Oh, yeah, you can’t, can you. Sorry, my bad. Just get this feline a treadmill and leash him to it, turn it on, and watch the fun. You may also want to invest in a lifetime supply of Rogaine with Minoxodil.

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