1. Penis Shaped Candy
Usually reserved for bachelorette parties, Dicks by Mail makes it convenient to send a 5 ounce bag of penis shaped gummy candy to anyone, anytime. With the accompanying note which reads “Eat a Bag of Dicks”, the lucky recipient is bound to catch your drift.
2. The Card that Never Ends
A new take on the musical birthday card, the “Card that Never Ends” plays an annoying tune in a continuous loop, until the 3 hour battery wears out. The only way to shut it off is to rip it apart, at which time a handful of glitter spills out – guaranteed to provide the unsuspecting recipient with the arduous task of cleaning it up for weeks to come.