19 Things Men Do That Women Don’t Understand

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1) Publicly adjust their crotch

Jonathan Papelbon

Are checking to see if its still there?

2) Faithfully go to sports events

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Particularly when the weather is bad (rainy, cold, etc.) and you’re sitting there in the stadium trying to get the vendor’s attention while you freeze your balls off.


3) Have ridiculous techniques to try to hide hair loss

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It’d look better completely shaved off than it does with that comb-over.

4) Have business meetings at gentlemen’s clubs

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You’re not Tony Soprano. Besides, you have offices, or you could go to, like, Wendy’s. You don’t have to expense boobs.

5) Act like infants whenever they’re ill

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You don’t have to get through your day while suffering from excruciating cramps, so a little bug a couple times a year feels like you’re dying.

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2 COMMENTS

    • Titled not tittled…
      Don’t get offended if it doesn’t apply to you, be happy if you scored low…
      2 out of 19 is better than 19 out of 19

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