3. Potato by Post
Hard to believe, yet true, thanks to Mail a Spud it’s possible to send someone a potato by post without benefit of packaging. For the person who has everything, I guess, but for what occasion
4. Distasteful Condiment
Not only will the contents be disgusting by the time they arrive, this envelope of mayonnaise is accompanied by an equally distasteful note which reads “My hate for mayonnaise is only matched by my hate for you”. Gives new meaning to the notion of hate mail.