A 18k golf Montegrppa Chaos Limited Edition pen is being sold on amazing for $70,000. Let’s just take a minute and let that sink in. I have a difficult enough time paying $20 for a pair of jeans. The magical pen is solid gold and comes with a 2-year warranty you know, just in case the ink runs out or something. For $70,000, that pen better drive me to work, do my laundry, cook me a gourmet meal and wax my eyebrows.