If I had a safe, it would contain a box of Twinkies and an autographed picture of Ricky Martin seeing as those are the two most important things in my life. However, for those of you whose lives are no where near as pathetic as mine, you may actually own something valuable. For you, I present you The Fortress. The German luxury safe is pegged as the “safest luxury safe in the world.” The Fortress is a available in numerous configurations and can be certified for up to a million dollars. Only ten will be built for each security class. No price has been quoted which for the sake of my wallet, is a good thing.